hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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