hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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