its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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