Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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