It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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