community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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