You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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