if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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