just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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