Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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