I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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