problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Let's get the cat blown out
pray to the hookup gods
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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