Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Damn victory sex feels great
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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