If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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