Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
try to milk me bitch
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