im gay
i know
yea but for you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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