I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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