So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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