Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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