are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
