they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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