these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Houston, we have a squirter
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Randomize
