Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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