They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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