I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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