There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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