his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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