Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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