butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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