what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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