I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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