so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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