went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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