babies were throwing up all over the place
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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