We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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