No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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