Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She bit a glass in half.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Randomize
