there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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