dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We were destined to go to rehab together
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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