brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
In other news, I just burned my penis
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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