Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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