Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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