and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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