i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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