we have pet lesbian snakes
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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