ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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