Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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