You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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