Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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