the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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