they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Are we still banned from the library?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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