Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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