i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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